This is my single son Brian.

This is my single son Brian. Does your mom do this alot? It's complicated. You want to see my ***? I figured that was it. Did you two have a nice chat? Yes. There's at least one thing we both like. That's nice! They are getting married for sure! Why are all the cute ones gay? She thinks he's...! | I heard! Well he does dress awefull nice. And all those pictures of Michael Angelo's|David all over the shower curtains! Maybe I shouldn't have let|him join the cub scouts. All those boys alone in the woods,|anything can happen! Here at Gay-Be-Gone we can|knock the gay right out of them. With Christ's love and Mercy, of course. My son is a good person.|He deserves to be happy! I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would|be thrilled to marry a man like Brian! But Mae, we don't know any gay men! Not yet! Hi! I have a delivery for Mae Davis. Where did you meet your boyfriend? You know. The Internet. Are there a lot of homosexual|men at the Internet? I don't think this is a good idea. We are not going anywhere until|we find someone for Brian! Hi! I don't know how gay men meet each other|if they won't even smile! Oh my God! What do we have here? I know karate! If I can face down the|Daughters of the Confederacy I can certainly win over a|couple of stuffy homosexuals! Mom! What are you doing? I want you to be happy! Laugh out loud, thrilled to be alive Smiling all the time happy. And if this world won't give|you the things you want Love Kids A family Then I am going to change the world. Because I will not let it change you! We're supposed to be finding a|husband for Brian, not... Look at his heiny!